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Qwertyuiopas
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« on: October 15, 2008, 01:42:54 am »

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Your expedition has learnt about the extensive emptiness of space. There was not even one small asteroid or radiation or particle that could have made this expedition interesting.
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 09:58:04 pm »

I see your nothing and raise cheapshot aliens:
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Attacker jaybud4 ([1:396:10])
Weapons: 20% Shields: 20% Armour: 20%
S.Cargo
4
L.Cargo
1
H.Fighter
4
Esp.Probe
2

Defender Aliens ([1:396:16])
Weapons: 50% Shields: 50% Armour: 50%
S.Cargo
2
L.Cargo
1
H.Fighter
7
Esp.Probe
1

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Attacker jaybud4 ([1:396:10])
destroyed

Defender Aliens ([1:396:16])
S.Cargo
2
L.Cargo
1
H.Fighter
7
Esp.Probe
1
They WIPED me out.
That's just not even fair.
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2008, 10:53:07 pm »

Aagh!  The very DEFINITION of irony!
I was sending my small cargoes out on a death-pedition (I'm replacing with large)
...This is the result:
The following ships are now part of the fleet:
Small Cargo 2

Not only did I not LOSE them, I GAINED them!
I'm at a net INCREASE in the number of ships I'm trying to get RID of!
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2008, 09:18:19 am »

Aliens and pirates have roughly equal numbers of ships, although the types are somewhat random, but:
-Aliens have 2 more shiels, weapon, and armor tech than you.
-Pirates have 2 less.
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2008, 01:01:46 pm »

Aliens and pirates have roughly equal numbers of ships, although the types are somewhat random, but:
-Aliens have 2 more shiels, weapon, and armor tech than you.
-Pirates have 2 less.
50, 50, and 50 is not 2 more then 20, 20, and 20...
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2008, 08:31:16 pm »

Agh, what the hell is with this.

Our expedition found a planet which was almost destroyed during a certain chain of wars. There are different ships floating around in the orbit. The technicians are trying to repair some of them. Maybe we will also get information about what happened here.

The following ships are now part of the fleet:
Espionage Probe 10
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 03:57:29 am »

what is this game?
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2008, 12:20:29 pm »

what is this game?

...A game that blind people cannot play.
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